January 2012
6 posts
What would your house sigil be? Mine would probably be a double cheeseburger and...
– Game of Thrones is saturating my life and it’s getting out of hand.
December 2011
12 posts
Some people say I’m like Ray Romano who is very funny.
– Jimmy Anthony
I felt so bad
Interested Onlooker: Excuse me, I'm just curious, what are you guys shooting?
Me: A commercial.
I.O.: Oh awesome, what for?
Me: Mayonnaise.
I.O.: Cool!
November 2011
4 posts
I’m not your slave. Call of Duty doesn’t make you handicapped, you...
– My dearest Elisabeth
October 2011
9 posts
Ewww! Why is she wearing those HORRIBLE shoes to ride a camel???
– My sister Melissa. Being in the waiting room for several hours with only one issue of People magazine to read is apparently driving her crazy.
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September 2011
13 posts
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I hear the 405 get a lot of flak but the 101 is truly the unsung asshole of Los Angeles’s major motorways.
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August 2011
13 posts
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