February 2012
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redsuspenders: Yes, I’m a guy. Yes, I can cook. Deal with it I’m just here for the recipes Don’t Hit On Me
Feb 9th
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Feb 8th
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WatchWatch
Clutch.
Feb 6th
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January 2012
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Jan 28th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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“What would your house sigil be? Mine would probably be a double cheeseburger and...”
– Game of Thrones is saturating my life and it’s getting out of hand.
Jan 18th
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December 2011
11 posts
“Some people say I’m like Ray Romano who is very funny.”
– Jimmy Anthony
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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I felt so bad
Interested Onlooker: Excuse me, I'm just curious, what are you guys shooting?
Me: A commercial.
I.O.: Oh awesome, what for?
Me: Mayonnaise.
I.O.: Cool!
Dec 24th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
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November 2011
4 posts
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Nov 11th
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“I’m not your slave. Call of Duty doesn’t make you handicapped, you...”
– My dearest Elisabeth
Nov 11th
October 2011
9 posts
Oct 30th
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Oct 28th
“Ewww! Why is she wearing those HORRIBLE shoes to ride a camel???”
– My sister Melissa. Being in the waiting room for several hours with only one issue of People magazine to read is apparently driving her crazy.
Oct 27th
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Oct 12th
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Oct 10th
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Oct 7th
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September 2011
13 posts
Sep 25th
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Sep 19th
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Sep 18th
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Sep 16th
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Sep 13th
I hear the 405 get a lot of flak but the 101 is truly the unsung asshole of Los Angeles’s major motorways.
Sep 13th
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Sep 7th
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Sep 1st
August 2011
13 posts
Aug 30th
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Aug 26th
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